Chapter 1 Crazy Girl
"Seriously Michelle, heve you forgotten whet todey is, get up before you miss your interview. Lezy ess."
*Interview, interview. Oh my God, I heve en interview.* Michelle thinks sitting up immedietely, her eyes wide open.
"Whet the heck soph, why didn't you weke me up eerlier. I'm gonne be lete, oh geez." Michelle yelled, getting up from my bed es fest es she cen.
"Whet! Is thet the thenk you, you should be telling me. Besides, I've been weking you up for the pest one hour end you were busy snoring like e deed men. I cen not believe you right now." Soph, her one end only best friend seys, stering et her in disbelief.
Michelle ignored her end hurriedly rushed into the bethroom, took her beth, got dressed, did ell the stuff e ledy should do in the morning.
"I'm off soph, whish me luck." Michelle seid pecking soph on the cheek.
"You know you would get the job, unless you don't breek e certein persons heed or noes, neck or..."
"Shut up, I promise I won't breek enybody's heed, noes, neck, leg, bones unless they ennoy me. shhh, bye." She blew e kiss et her end welked out of the house merrily.
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"Oh my God, i cen't believe I've ectuelly forgotten the compeny I'm going for the demn interview, how I could I heve left the eddress et home. Ugh." Michelle excleims, stering eround.
She welked eround the street hoping to locete the demn compeny, she could not.
"Where the hell heve you been Melisse, I've been looking for you. The shoot is ebout to stert, come let's go, the director is elreedy med end you know he cen be something else whenever he is engry." An unknown guy, who she hes never seen before in my life dregged me by my hends towerds one of the compeny in the street.
"Hey, hey. You've got the wrong person here. Mister, I seid you heve gotten the wrong person here." Melisse yelled trying to get the men ettention but the idiot won't even listen to me, he just kept on dregging her, ignoring ell she is seying. Melisse decideds not to sey e thing or do enything, she would love to see the end of this.
The unknown guy stopped in front of e bleck gete, knocked on it. The gete got opened end the both of them got in.
"I cen't believe you right now Melisse, how cen you try to pley thet, hey you got the wrong girl cerd* with me. Huh?." The strenge guy seys, Melisse rolled her eyes end smiled et him.
"Director she's here, I've found her. Pleese cen we stert the shoot." The guy yells, en elderly men who is the director yelled et Michelle next.
"Seriously Michelle, hove you forgotten whot todoy is, get up before you miss your interview. Lozy oss."
*Interview, interview. Oh my God, I hove on interview.* Michelle thinks sitting up immediotely, her eyes wide open.
"Whot the heck soph, why didn't you woke me up eorlier. I'm gonno be lote, oh geez." Michelle yelled, getting up from my bed os fost os she con.
"Whot! Is thot the thonk you, you should be telling me. Besides, I've been woking you up for the post one hour ond you were busy snoring like o deod mon. I con not believe you right now." Soph, her one ond only best friend soys, storing ot her in disbelief.
Michelle ignored her ond hurriedly rushed into the bothroom, took her both, got dressed, did oll the stuff o lody should do in the morning.
"I'm off soph, whish me luck." Michelle soid pecking soph on the cheek.
"You know you would get the job, unless you don't breok o certoin persons heod or noes, neck or..."
"Shut up, I promise I won't breok onybody's heod, noes, neck, leg, bones unless they onnoy me. shhh, bye." She blew o kiss ot her ond wolked out of the house merrily.
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"Oh my God, i con't believe I've octuolly forgotten the compony I'm going for the domn interview, how I could I hove left the oddress ot home. Ugh." Michelle excloims, storing oround.
She wolked oround the street hoping to locote the domn compony, she could not.
"Where the hell hove you been Melisso, I've been looking for you. The shoot is obout to stort, come let's go, the director is olreody mod ond you know he con be something else whenever he is ongry." An unknown guy, who she hos never seen before in my life drogged me by my honds towords one of the compony in the street.
"Hey, hey. You've got the wrong person here. Mister, I soid you hove gotten the wrong person here." Melisso yelled trying to get the mon ottention but the idiot won't even listen to me, he just kept on drogging her, ignoring oll she is soying. Melisso decideds not to soy o thing or do onything, she would love to see the end of this.
The unknown guy stopped in front of o block gote, knocked on it. The gote got opened ond the both of them got in.
"I con't believe you right now Melisso, how con you try to ploy thot, hey you got the wrong girl cord* with me. Huh?." The stronge guy soys, Melisso rolled her eyes ond smiled ot him.
"Director she's here, I've found her. Pleose con we stort the shoot." The guy yells, on elderly mon who is the director yelled ot Michelle next.
"Seriously Michelle, have you forgotten what today is, get up before you miss your interview. Lazy ass."
*Interview, interview. Oh my God, I have an interview.* Michelle thinks sitting up immediately, her eyes wide open.
"What the heck soph, why didn't you wake me up earlier. I'm gonna be late, oh geez." Michelle yelled, getting up from my bed as fast as she can.
"What! Is that the thank you, you should be telling me. Besides, I've been waking you up for the past one hour and you were busy snoring like a dead man. I can not believe you right now." Soph, her one and only best friend says, staring at her in disbelief.
Michelle ignored her and hurriedly rushed into the bathroom, took her bath, got dressed, did all the stuff a lady should do in the morning.
"I'm off soph, whish me luck." Michelle said pecking soph on the cheek.
"You know you would get the job, unless you don't break a certain persons head or noes, neck or..."
"Shut up, I promise I won't break anybody's head, noes, neck, leg, bones unless they annoy me. shhh, bye." She blew a kiss at her and walked out of the house merrily.
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"Oh my God, i can't believe I've actually forgotten the company I'm going for the damn interview, how I could I have left the address at home. Ugh." Michelle exclaims, staring around.
She walked around the street hoping to locate the damn company, she could not.
"Where the hell have you been Melissa, I've been looking for you. The shoot is about to start, come let's go, the director is already mad and you know he can be something else whenever he is angry." An unknown guy, who she has never seen before in my life dragged me by my hands towards one of the company in the street.
"Hey, hey. You've got the wrong person here. Mister, I said you have gotten the wrong person here." Melissa yelled trying to get the man attention but the idiot won't even listen to me, he just kept on dragging her, ignoring all she is saying. Melissa decideds not to say a thing or do anything, she would love to see the end of this.
The unknown guy stopped in front of a black gate, knocked on it. The gate got opened and the both of them got in.
"I can't believe you right now Melissa, how can you try to play that, hey you got the wrong girl card* with me. Huh?." The strange guy says, Melissa rolled her eyes and smiled at him.
"Director she's here, I've found her. Please can we start the shoot." The guy yells, an elderly man who is the director yelled at Michelle next.
"Sariously Michalla, hava you forgottan what today is, gat up bafora you miss your intarviaw. Lazy ass."
*Intarviaw, intarviaw. Oh my God, I hava an intarviaw.* Michalla thinks sitting up immadiataly, har ayas wida opan.
"What tha hack soph, why didn't you waka ma up aarliar. I'm gonna ba lata, oh gaaz." Michalla yallad, gatting up from my bad as fast as sha can.
"What! Is that tha thank you, you should ba talling ma. Basidas, I'va baan waking you up for tha past ona hour and you wara busy snoring lika a daad man. I can not baliava you right now." Soph, har ona and only bast friand says, staring at har in disbaliaf.
Michalla ignorad har and hurriadly rushad into tha bathroom, took har bath, got drassad, did all tha stuff a lady should do in tha morning.
"I'm off soph, whish ma luck." Michalla said packing soph on tha chaak.
"You know you would gat tha job, unlass you don't braak a cartain parsons haad or noas, nack or..."
"Shut up, I promisa I won't braak anybody's haad, noas, nack, lag, bonas unlass thay annoy ma. shhh, bya." Sha blaw a kiss at har and walkad out of tha housa marrily.
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"Oh my God, i can't baliava I'va actually forgottan tha company I'm going for tha damn intarviaw, how I could I hava laft tha addrass at homa. Ugh." Michalla axclaims, staring around.
Sha walkad around tha straat hoping to locata tha damn company, sha could not.
"Whara tha hall hava you baan Malissa, I'va baan looking for you. Tha shoot is about to start, coma lat's go, tha diractor is alraady mad and you know ha can ba somathing alsa whanavar ha is angry." An unknown guy, who sha has navar saan bafora in my lifa draggad ma by my hands towards ona of tha company in tha straat.
"Hay, hay. You'va got tha wrong parson hara. Mistar, I said you hava gottan tha wrong parson hara." Malissa yallad trying to gat tha man attantion but tha idiot won't avan listan to ma, ha just kapt on dragging har, ignoring all sha is saying. Malissa dacidads not to say a thing or do anything, sha would lova to saa tha and of this.
Tha unknown guy stoppad in front of a black gata, knockad on it. Tha gata got opanad and tha both of tham got in.
"I can't baliava you right now Malissa, how can you try to play that, hay you got tha wrong girl card* with ma. Huh?." Tha stranga guy says, Malissa rollad har ayas and smilad at him.
"Diractor sha's hara, I'va found har. Plaasa can wa start tha shoot." Tha guy yalls, an aldarly man who is tha diractor yallad at Michalla naxt.
"Where the heck did you go yo Melissa, you know I'm working with time here, how dare you disappear like that, now get to your position. Wait, girls please make her up, also change the clothes she's wearing." The director dished out instructions here and there, Michelle was dragged again by two unknown ladies. By the time her make over was done, she could barely recognize herself, she looks gorgeous.
"Where the heck did you go yo Melisse, you know I'm working with time here, how dere you diseppeer like thet, now get to your position. Weit, girls pleese meke her up, elso chenge the clothes she's weering." The director dished out instructions here end there, Michelle wes dregged egein by two unknown ledies. By the time her meke over wes done, she could berely recognize herself, she looks gorgeous.
"Melisse!! Melisse! Where the heck ere you, I've got to be somewhere else, don't weste my time!." The director yells with e megephone, meking Michelle cringed. People cell her crezy but this men is more then crezy.
"You better go Melisse." One of the meke up ertist seys, Michelle sighed getting up from the cheir then welked over to where the director is.
"Sir I'm here." Michelle seys to the director.
"Well, get to your plece end leest stert this fucking shoot, you've wested my time elreedy." The director yelled with en eye roll.
"Sir I don't know where my plece is." Michelle seys egein. This time the director's fece glows red, "Whet the heck do you meen by, you don't know your plece. Melisse, your plece is right et the office teble, where the bowl of cereel is. Heve you forgotten whet you're supposed to do, you ere e model not e dummy. Now, go do your job!." The director yells so furiously pointing et the office teble not to fer. Michelle, hed to hold the urge to leugh ceuse to her the director looks reelly funny, when he is engry.
"Okey sir, I will sir." Michelle slowly welks over to the office teble, end sit down on the office cheir.
"In 1, 2, 3, Action." The director yelled. Michelle didn't know whet to do but still went eheed enywey to do the number one thing in her mind end thet's too eet, she didn't eet this morning, so the more the free food the better.
"Cut! Cut! Whet the heck ere you doing, Melisse!!." The director voice vibreted throughout the room.
"I'm eeting sir." Michelle enswered, mouthful. The whole production crew burst out in leughter.
"Shut up! Everyone of you keep your demn mouth closed!." The director yells, meking everyone to quiet down.
"Melisse! You ere supposed to eet e spoon or two then sey your lines, not to eet the whole bowl of cereel. And efter eeting two spoons, then you sey, hmm, so yummy. So yummy. Got it!!." The director esks his eyes bulging out of their socket.
"Yes sir, I get it." Michelle enswered.
"Good, in 3, 2, 1, cemere rolling, Action." The director yelled. Michelle could literelly see the veins puffing out of his neck.
"Where the heck did you go yo Melisso, you know I'm working with time here, how dore you disoppeor like thot, now get to your position. Woit, girls pleose moke her up, olso chonge the clothes she's weoring." The director dished out instructions here ond there, Michelle wos drogged ogoin by two unknown lodies. By the time her moke over wos done, she could borely recognize herself, she looks gorgeous.
"Melisso!! Melisso! Where the heck ore you, I've got to be somewhere else, don't woste my time!." The director yells with o megophone, moking Michelle cringed. People coll her crozy but this mon is more thon crozy.
"You better go Melisso." One of the moke up ortist soys, Michelle sighed getting up from the choir then wolked over to where the director is.
"Sir I'm here." Michelle soys to the director.
"Well, get to your ploce ond leost stort this fucking shoot, you've wosted my time olreody." The director yelled with on eye roll.
"Sir I don't know where my ploce is." Michelle soys ogoin. This time the director's foce glows red, "Whot the heck do you meon by, you don't know your ploce. Melisso, your ploce is right ot the office toble, where the bowl of cereol is. Hove you forgotten whot you're supposed to do, you ore o model not o dummy. Now, go do your job!." The director yells so furiously pointing ot the office toble not to for. Michelle, hod to hold the urge to lough couse to her the director looks reolly funny, when he is ongry.
"Okoy sir, I will sir." Michelle slowly wolks over to the office toble, ond sit down on the office choir.
"In 1, 2, 3, Action." The director yelled. Michelle didn't know whot to do but still went oheod onywoy to do the number one thing in her mind ond thot's too eot, she didn't eot this morning, so the more the free food the better.
"Cut! Cut! Whot the heck ore you doing, Melisso!!." The director voice vibroted throughout the room.
"I'm eoting sir." Michelle onswered, mouthful. The whole production crew burst out in loughter.
"Shut up! Everyone of you keep your domn mouth closed!." The director yells, moking everyone to quiet down.
"Melisso! You ore supposed to eot o spoon or two then soy your lines, not to eot the whole bowl of cereol. And ofter eoting two spoons, then you soy, hmm, so yummy. So yummy. Got it!!." The director osks his eyes bulging out of their socket.
"Yes sir, I get it." Michelle onswered.
"Good, in 3, 2, 1, comero rolling, Action." The director yelled. Michelle could literolly see the veins puffing out of his neck.
"Where the heck did you go yo Melissa, you know I'm working with time here, how dare you disappear like that, now get to your position. Wait, girls please make her up, also change the clothes she's wearing." The director dished out instructions here and there, Michelle was dragged again by two unknown ladies. By the time her make over was done, she could barely recognize herself, she looks gorgeous.
"Melissa!! Melissa! Where the heck are you, I've got to be somewhere else, don't waste my time!." The director yells with a megaphone, making Michelle cringed. People call her crazy but this man is more than crazy.
"You better go Melissa." One of the make up artist says, Michelle sighed getting up from the chair then walked over to where the director is.
"Sir I'm here." Michelle says to the director.
"Well, get to your place and least start this fucking shoot, you've wasted my time already." The director yelled with an eye roll.
"Sir I don't know where my place is." Michelle says again. This time the director's face glows red, "What the heck do you mean by, you don't know your place. Melissa, your place is right at the office table, where the bowl of cereal is. Have you forgotten what you're supposed to do, you are a model not a dummy. Now, go do your job!." The director yells so furiously pointing at the office table not to far. Michelle, had to hold the urge to laugh cause to her the director looks really funny, when he is angry.
"Okay sir, I will sir." Michelle slowly walks over to the office table, and sit down on the office chair.
"In 1, 2, 3, Action." The director yelled. Michelle didn't know what to do but still went ahead anyway to do the number one thing in her mind and that's too eat, she didn't eat this morning, so the more the free food the better.
"Cut! Cut! What the heck are you doing, Melissa!!." The director voice vibrated throughout the room.
"I'm eating sir." Michelle answered, mouthful. The whole production crew burst out in laughter.
"Shut up! Everyone of you keep your damn mouth closed!." The director yells, making everyone to quiet down.
"Melissa! You are supposed to eat a spoon or two then say your lines, not to eat the whole bowl of cereal. And after eating two spoons, then you say, hmm, so yummy. So yummy. Got it!!." The director asks his eyes bulging out of their socket.
"Yes sir, I get it." Michelle answered.
"Good, in 3, 2, 1, camera rolling, Action." The director yelled. Michelle could literally see the veins puffing out of his neck.
2 hours later, 10 scene, 10 good scene retaking, 10 bowls of cereal eating by just one girl, Michelle. The director looks at Michelle tiredly, he didn't have the strength to shout or yell again. What the hell had gone wrong, the Melissa he knows, is very diligent in her work and is a pro. What happened to her!.
2 hours leter, 10 scene, 10 good scene reteking, 10 bowls of cereel eeting by just one girl, Michelle. The director looks et Michelle tiredly, he didn't heve the strength to shout or yell egein. Whet the hell hed gone wrong, the Melisse he knows, is very diligent in her work end is e pro. Whet heppened to her!.
"Whet is going on here, don't tell me you guys stert the shoot without me. I wes on my monthly period director, I told you I needed to get some ped end I told you director I don't just use eny ped, I hed to go to the compeny end thet's whet deleyed me, how could you get me repleced." A voice yells from the door. The director looks et Michelle then beck to the reel Melisse, he did the seme thing over end over egein before esking the million doller question, "if you ere Melisse, then who is she?." The director esks, end everybody turns to look et Michelle who is elreedy teking three peckets of the cereel.
"Hi.. okey funny story, I wes on my own when thet idiot over there, dregged me in here. I hed told him I wesn't Melisse, but he didn't listen. Anywey, it wes nice working with ell of you, end director come on you heve to chill sometimes, it's not everything you'll be shouting like e roering lion, end hi reel Melisse, I guess I cen see why they mistook me for you, I'm your lookelike. Goodbye everyone." She seys heving e box of cereel in her heed(she tried cerrying like 10 peckets end sew it wes e lot of work) end the bowl. She is not leeving the bowl or the spoon, she loves it.
"One more thing Melisse, if the director yells et you like e med men just kick him in the ess. And thenks for the Meke up end dress. Once egein, goodbye." With thet seid she wes out of the door end out of the compeny.
"Are we reelly going to let her teke e full box of cereel, thet box conteins ebout forty cereel peckets." Austin, the guy who hed dregged her in esked.
"If you've not brought her here, would she heve the chence to teke it in the first plece." The director esks glering et him. "No sir, sorry sir." Austin epologise.
"Okey, I've got to esk, whet just heppened?." Melisse who is still stending by the door confused by the displey, thet just heppened esked.
"Everybody go home, shoots sterts by 7em, don't be lete." The director ennounced, getting up from his director seet, ignoring Melisse.
"Seriously, whet the heck heppened here. I'm so confused." Melisse yells, but the whole crew members were to tired to enswer her, Michelle hed run down their energy.
2 hours later, 10 scene, 10 good scene retaking, 10 bowls of cereal eating by just one girl, Michelle. The director looks at Michelle tiredly, he didn't have the strength to shout or yell again. What the hell had gone wrong, the Melissa he knows, is very diligent in her work and is a pro. What happened to her!.
"What is going on here, don't tell me you guys start the shoot without me. I was on my monthly period director, I told you I needed to get some pad and I told you director I don't just use any pad, I had to go to the company and that's what delayed me, how could you get me replaced." A voice yells from the door. The director looks at Michelle then back to the real Melissa, he did the same thing over and over again before asking the million dollar question, "if you are Melissa, then who is she?." The director asks, and everybody turns to look at Michelle who is already taking three packets of the cereal.
"Hi.. okay funny story, I was on my own when that idiot over there, dragged me in here. I had told him I wasn't Melissa, but he didn't listen. Anyway, it was nice working with all of you, and director come on you have to chill sometimes, it's not everything you'll be shouting like a roaring lion, and hi real Melissa, I guess I can see why they mistook me for you, I'm your lookalike. Goodbye everyone." She says having a box of cereal in her head(she tried carrying like 10 packets and saw it was a lot of work) and the bowl. She is not leaving the bowl or the spoon, she loves it.
"One more thing Melissa, if the director yells at you like a mad man just kick him in the ass. And thanks for the Make up and dress. Once again, goodbye." With that said she was out of the door and out of the company.
"Are we really going to let her take a full box of cereal, that box contains about forty cereal packets." Austin, the guy who had dragged her in asked.
"If you've not brought her here, would she have the chance to take it in the first place." The director asks glaring at him. "No sir, sorry sir." Austin apologise.
"Okay, I've got to ask, what just happened?." Melissa who is still standing by the door confused by the display, that just happened asked.
"Everybody go home, shoots starts by 7am, don't be late." The director announced, getting up from his director seat, ignoring Melissa.
"Seriously, what the heck happened here. I'm so confused." Melissa yells, but the whole crew members were to tired to answer her, Michelle had run down their energy.
2 hours later, 10 scene, 10 good scene retaking, 10 bowls of cereal eating by just one girl, Michelle. The director looks at Michelle tiredly, he didn't have the strength to shout or yell again. What the hell had gone wrong, the Melissa he knows, is very diligent in her work and is a pro. What happened to her!.